Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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