The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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