Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Randomize
