I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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