Umm I'm too high to move.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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