I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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