I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
