what day is it and did you see me today?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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