plz talk dirty to me
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
