it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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