Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
time to smoke my breakfast
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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