Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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