There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
my being single is dangerous.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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