Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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