you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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