HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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