So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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