There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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