New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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