Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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