I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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