dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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