You're so nebulous sometimes
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
