So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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