Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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