Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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