Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Text me some of your sweat
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