Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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