Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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