Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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