How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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