Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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