he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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