Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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