I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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