Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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