My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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