I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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