just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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