What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize
