omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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