Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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