lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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