Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Randomize
