Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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