Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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