Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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