I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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