She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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