Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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