i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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