Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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