YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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