You're completely useless in the revolution.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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